if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Small Talk- The Story So Far
THERE IS A COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
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