Post reblogged from Won the race, but lost your mind. with 161,210 notes
if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
Source: taeomi
Post reblogged from & I felt free. with 69,793 notes
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
Post reblogged from & I felt free. with 39,188 notes
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
Source: doglets
Post reblogged from Carry On with 112,026 notes
when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
Source: necrophilic
Post reblogged from Beautiful Disaster with 169,629 notes
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
Exactly^
Source: -annoying
Photo reblogged from Fight Fire With Fire with 2,829 notes
Small Talk- The Story So Far
Source: photo-sporadic
Post reblogged from Life is My Musical with 94,358 notes
THERE IS A COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
Source: paranoidpot8to
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